Abe Lincoln

I knew someone named Abe Lincoln. He got pulled over once; the cops didn’t believe him when he said his name was Abe Lincoln. They thought he was being a smart ass. So the cops beat Abe Lincoln up. In the end the cops sure did feel like dicks when they realized Abe Lincoln was his real name. Now Abe Lincoln is living in Arizona with a lot of money. So the moral of my story is never fuck with anyone named Abe Lincoln. That is probably their real name.