I AM LISTENING 

I have a crush on the bus driver’s smile. My shoes untied. I need to check the mail. Someone watered my cactus for me yesterday. Strange… I need an oil change soon and a tooth cleaning. I plan on pasta for dinner and boiled eggs for desert. Your father wants me dead. My boyfriend wants me dead. I want to go on a hike tonight, watch the river fill the sunset of our eve. But I’m not sure if I’ll find the bug spray in time. My light bill is late by 5 daze. And I need to grocery shop. But I’m going to the liquor store and coming home. I know I’m not responsible. My neighbor is mistaking my tomato plant for a pot plant. And now the cops are at my door. Not with Donald Trump up on deck. My mind can’t stop thinking about Lauryn Hill and a dude in NYC. My brain loves 90's Hip Hop and I wish I was 16 again. You were my best friend. Let’s go back in time and kiss one last kiss. I love the way mashed potatoes taste at 3 am when I’m stoned.  Alone. I’m totally in the mood for a PB&J right about now. I should receive my package right about now. I don’t know if you’re sick or tired. Someone call for help but don’t tell them I sent you. I never wear socks with my shoes. I love sunglasses in the winter time and long beards in the fall. Please ask me to marry you on October the 10^th as for that was his favorite day. My dead cat meows and I hear it. I have super powers I swear. Don’t get mad at me cus I’m missing my left molar. At least my ACL is normal again. I’m sorry for the guy with the fat wife. Light a cig and being to tell me how you feel. 

I’m listening.