WHO LEFT CAPS ON? 

TONIGHT I WILL PROBABLY GO BUY FIREBALL

TONIGHT I WILL PROBABLY GO GET DRUNK

TONIGHT I WILL PROBABLY CLEAN MY APARTMENT

TONIGHT I WILL PROBABLY FIND MYSELF PASSED OUT AT 1 AM

TONIGHT I WILL UNDERSTAND THE TRUE MEANING OF LOVE

TONIGHT I WILL UNDERSTAND WHY MY CAT ALWAYS MEOWS AT THE MOON

TONIGHT I WILL UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPORKS AND PAPER PLATES

TONIGHT I WILL PROBABLY PAINT MY TOE NAILS

TONIGHT I WILL PROBABLY TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT IN MY UNDERWEAR

TONIGHT I WILL PROBABLY SAY I LOVE YOU.